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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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