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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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