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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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