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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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