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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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