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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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