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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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