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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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