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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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