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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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