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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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