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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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