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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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