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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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