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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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