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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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