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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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