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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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