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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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