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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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