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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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