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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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