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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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