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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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