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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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