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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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