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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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