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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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