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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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