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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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