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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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