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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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