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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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