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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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