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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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