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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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