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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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