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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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