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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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