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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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