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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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