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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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