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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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