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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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