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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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