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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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