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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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