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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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