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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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