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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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