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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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