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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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