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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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