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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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