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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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