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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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