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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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