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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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