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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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