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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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