Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.