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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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