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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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