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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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