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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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