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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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