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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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