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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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