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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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