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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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